Posts Tagged ‘inception’

That is probably like the millionth time somebody tried to spell that part of the song. You just can’t type “moves like jagger” coz then nobody will know the exact feeling of euphoria that comes with singing it.

I love Maroon 5 even if I’ve been too poor to go to any of their concerts when they graced the Philippine Islands with their presence.

Adam Levine, you make me wanna move like Jagger.

And, to Christina Aguilera, I loved you when i was a kid and this song and Burlesque makes me love you, now, too. To be clear, I’m not saying I’m not a kid anymore. HAHAHA. Little 90s child humor, there.

So, because I love you toast-boilers so (whoever you are in the vast universe — IF THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE TIME TO WATCH REBECCA BLACK’S FRIDAY, THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WILL READ MY BLOG! BELIEVE YOU ME!), I am going to posty-post a link to this video that I posted on YouTube because VideoPress sucks and costs way too much. I worked tirelessly on this video of me dancing to Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5 feat. Christina Aguilera.

click here!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE MUSIC. I JUST OWN THE SWAG.

I’ve been known once in a while to show my creative side through stuff I wear, things I make, and whatever else i can get these grubby little paws on.

That being said, while checking out the blogs I follow on bloglovin, I saw this righteous DIY project that I’m SOOOOO ready to jump into. They were posted on the because im addicted blog (click here to see some awesome blog posts!)

So, THIS is what I want to do: WOVEN CHAINS! (found here and here)

When I accomplish this, you guys will be THE FIRST to see what I’m sure will be fantastic DIY bracelets…

Bring it on… 😉

What’s boiling, toasters? I’m thinking the POST A WEEK 2011‘s boiling! 😀 LOLSKIES, that was lame. Hahaha…

So anyway, I read this thing where WordPress is challenging its bloggers to post, post, post once a week, thus the title… POST-A-WEEK… du-uh… in an effort to up the blogging and crush the evil that is writer’s block…

Just call me wondergirl.

Anyway, I’ve decided to take them up on their challenge and I will be posting at LEAST once a week (hey, girl’s gotta blog) about the zany, mysterious, and otherworldly mundane activities that make up that which I have cleverly named my life.

So tune in, more than once a week, if that’s possible, and check to see the awesomeness that is my writing prowess and the perspectives of a sheltered loudmouth babe and how she fares in this, a most formidable of challenges.

En garde, WordPress!

Hey, everybody! I’m gonna start this blog because I need an outlet for all the crazy stuff happening in my world.

Now. you might be wondering what I mean by the title of my blog! Never fear, toast boilers, the original toast boiler’s here to clear things up for you… 😀

I was having a kind of a hard time finding a title for a blog so I checked this flip-calendar that I own with some awesome one-liners that I can never get enough of for inspiration.

So I picked it up from my sad excuse for a desk and did it bible-cutter style and I came up with this awesome one-liner:

I’m such a lousy cook, I can’t even boil toast!

Lo and behold! Inspiration struck! I could hear the angels singing from the great blogosphere in the sky… It was perfect.

And that, my little children, was the inception of BOILED TOAST.

You might remind me that I still haven’t answered WHYYYY… It’s coming, be patient.

You know how I’m a rookie at this blogging business? Well, I’m pretty sure I won’t be lousy at blogging but I will be mixing it up and messing it up in a way that only a toast boiler can.

*bow*

So, I’ll be coming at ya with a heckuva lot of posts. Get ready for a whirlwind of idiotic sentiments, goofy pictures, and laugh-out-loud experiences that will have you coming back for more.

How incredibly… commercial… HAHAHA… ^^,

Erika

From the Bottom of My Broken Lips

I already love you… And I’m sure you’re gonna love me baaaack… GIVE IT TIME… 😉